March 2012
February 2012
When a guy asks to get into your pants right away.. Just tell him, “No thanks, I have an asshole in there already.”
twobeer-queer asked: you smell like burnt rubber ;)
yousaysmile asked: i would like a nice long sweet bedtime story sent to my phone soon, k thanks. bye (:
jillcool asked: I'm so glad we can make iPhone babies now 👍
jillcool asked: you're hot
“If you were absent during our struggles don’t expect to be present during...”
– Eric Hosmer (KC Royals), via Twitter
